THIS AINT ME TALKIN, ITS THE DEMONIC INTELLECT THAT TAKES OVER WHEN IM SLEEP WALKIN
I wouldn't call myself a writer, just a girl who can’t sleep. won't sell 'em no dream, but the inspiration is free.
STORM; But not Marvel’s
ALRIGHT… well one upon a time Orange Bought the 8G iphone for its original price of $600+ the cost of a new contract with AT&T.. she was happy as a clam to use it for voice calling, search, mapping, internet, ipod & camera and to reserve text for her sidekick, but the gaiety was short lived.. Only a few months passed before she dropped it [incase] on a marble floor and CRIIZACK goes the screen… now shes back to one phone-ing it with the dilapidated SKLX… more months go by and she continuously racks up her t-mobile bill [because she was to lazy to change to a voice plan], a new iphone comes out and she’s supremely pissed at the new $200 price tag because not only is its no longer exclusive, its unfair.. then a out comes a new sidekick and she is so annoyed with phones she doesn’t even upgrade the kick… what to do? she misses her iphone immensely but doesn’t want to buy the new one because its the New Sidekick, and she doesn’t wanna buy the new SideKick because Sidekicks are OFFICIAL-ly played out.. She wants to buy the new elusive BlackBerry Storm that coming out But she’s convinced it must be an urban myth the way everyone’s knowledge about it is different.. She’s heard the price ranges every where from $300-$2000, and lord knows when its release date is, no time to wait for that… the word of the new phone Google is putting out isn’t any better, everyone claims to have the scoop, yet no knows info is the same.. ::sigh:: Fast forward 2 months and she’s living in LA getting lost everyday, never had this been a problem because before she had the Google maps on her iphone to navigate her.. The solution is now clear, regardless of the unrivaled availability to the public, she needed it for survival purposes…… yes, other phones have GPS and Google Mapping BUT, none are as easy to read while simultaneously navigating through Los Angeles Rush hour…
Things have been well for these 2 weeks, I hardly care that everyone and their pink-haired poodles have iphones… yeep, everything was fine until this morning…. when I got the dreaded text message to check Blackberry.com
The new CrackBerry Has arrived, just short of 2 weeks after i get the iphone and lock into a new contract… ohh the irony
You can send and respond to email, browse the net, Maintain GPS-based directions or maps, Snap picture and send them via email, discuss and revise Microsoft® Word, Microsoft Excel® and Microsoft® PowerPoint® files All While On A Phone Call…..
Hers got your normal blackberry voice activated dialing, conference calling, speakerphone and voicemail, along with a 3.2 megapixel camera, equip with auto focus & auto flash [yes, Flash.. something the iphone knows nothing about] MP3 ringtones, something ELSE it knows nothing about.. unless u unlock it….
video camera—— I need say no more…
Naturally its syncable with iTunes, and is crushing with the built in mobile streaming capabilities so u can watch, the news, tv and other media sites, streaming audio broadcasts and of course Youtube
I don’t know what service is going to be releasing it, or already has, but this hoe is mean…
Booooo to the 1 GB of built-in memory, but they had to do SOMETHING fucked-up to make this thing normal… u have to buy memory for it, up to 16 GB more using microSD cards.
