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Lifestyles of the Rich & Right-now…
is Lauren Conrad living -MY- dream life? ……i think so…..
she has a dream job working at Teen Vogue, that flyes her on trips out to Paris to work on photoshoots and behind the scenes adventures!! shes attending school at LA’s most awesome design school [FIDM], [ill be starting school there in October],she has a conveniently located apartment inWest HOllywood near Downtown $$$, shes drives a fuckin gorg drop top CLK, THe bitch has the most off the chain wardrobe && SHES RECENTLY RELEASED HER OWN CLOTHING LINE… WTF…. all things i dont have yet„ as if thats not already enough…
i jus recently found out that shes getting paid an unheard of $75K PER EPISODE…. shes not even acting!! the cameras jus follow her around!! me & MTV need to sit down and have a sERIOUS talk about when MY GD shows gonna start, its gonna be called….“H-TOWN ORANGE
&& THE CiTY OF DREAMS”
…lol whatchu think?!
i haven’t figure it all the way out just yet but, off the top of my head MTV will follow my move from Houston to LA and how i get my H-town Grind on out there and make shit happen. itll be me getting my apartment situated, which will likely be humorous cuz i dont know the first thing about situating a living space. i guess i have to HGTV to watch… then itll be me at Fashion School maken my mark and maken waves with my Creative Gears Turning again and interacting with all the rich white people.. then me on Melrose hanging with the fam Thomas & the Sk8er gang, stirring up a lil mischief and gettin my tomboy on, then ill run off to meet with DeRay who’s gonna Manage my Modeling & Acting career && follow me threw all the work i get outa that.. && of course the day to day adventures of living in LA and figuring out that whole new world..!!! then ill come home every night and write a blog about ALL my happenings!! ill be Orange Bradshaw with a Blog
DOESNT THAT SOUND EXCITING!?!!! lol…
she has a dream job working at Teen Vogue, that flyes her on trips out to Paris to work on photoshoots and behind the scenes adventures!! shes attending school at LA’s most awesome design school [FIDM], [ill be starting school there in October],she has a conveniently located apartment in
i jus recently found out that shes getting paid an unheard of $75K PER EPISODE…. shes not even acting!! the cameras jus follow her around!! me & MTV need to sit down and have a sERIOUS talk about when MY GD shows gonna start, its gonna be called….
&& THE CiTY OF DREAMS”
…lol whatchu think?!
i haven’t figure it all the way out just yet but, off the top of my head MTV will follow my move from Houston to LA and how i get my H-town Grind on out there and make shit happen. itll be me getting my apartment situated, which will likely be humorous cuz i dont know the first thing about situating a living space. i guess i have to HGTV to watch… then itll be me at Fashion School maken my mark and maken waves with my Creative Gears Turning again and interacting with all the rich white people.. then me on Melrose hanging with the fam Thomas & the Sk8er gang, stirring up a lil mischief and gettin my tomboy on, then ill run off to meet with DeRay who’s gonna Manage my Modeling & Acting career && follow me threw all the work i get outa that.. && of course the day to day adventures of living in LA and figuring out that whole new world..!!! then ill come home every night and write a blog about ALL my happenings!! ill be Orange Bradshaw with a Blog
DOESNT THAT SOUND EXCITING!?!!! lol…
lol sorry i got a little sidetracked………………….
As for the rest of those lucky, unworthy bastards,
Heidi and Spencer make $65K each,
followed by Audrina [blue] with $35K and Whitney [white] at $20K. 
Lo Bosworth [red] & Brody Jenner [below] each take in $10K for their episodes, 
[sidenote; Brody is the sexiest white man ever]
and Stephanie Pratt earns $8K. [not worth puttin a picture up]
THATS EVERY EPISODE THAT AIRs…..
its time for the OhJae to get some of that MTV type Guap Bayybeehhh
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